The Enchantments

I recently went on a hike. Five miles up a mountain and then up a one-mile boulder field on a 30+ degree slope where we met mountain goats that were exhausted from the climb–at least they were resting and looked exhausted to me. And then we hiked another 15 miles. This would have been hard when I was young and spry, and I am no longer young.

Why am I blogging this on a writing site? Because these mountains are called The Enchantments (in Washington State – google them), and they looked every bit the part of a medieval story of the variety that I write. The Mapper series. Blade of the Forest. The Glorious Six. All of them could be set in these mountains, where an exhausted author slogged past crystalline lakes in which you could see the reflection of the peaks and freeze your feet in glacial runoff–though it felt great after crawling up a boulder field.

So this is the sort of place that inspires me when I write. I’m certain these images will pop up in future stories. For now I’m thinking foot massage, but in the coming year expect me to set some scenes on rock-strewn slopes with evil mutant goats watching from the cliffs, waiting for hikers to break a leg and lay helpless while they scamper up over the boulders and look down with hungry grins…

Anyway, it was awesome. And hard. And google it.

You’re welcome,

Royce!

Indie Movie from Seattle Hits Netflix

I recently saw the indie movie Paper Tigers at the local Pickford Cinema.

Paper Tigers Trailer on Netflix

This is a delightful little indie movie, and some people I know in the film biz were involved in its production, so…bonus! If you like an indie feel and/or martial arts comedy, this is a movie for you. Aging ex-martial arts dudes must reunite to investigate the death of their mentor. It’s funny. Just imagine dads with sore backs trying to avenge someone. Matthew Page is a riot. And I love that it was made locally in the Northwest (and because Seattle is where I set my new novel, Monster Lawyer). Paper Tigers is definitely worth a look.

Enjoy.

Everybody was kung fu fighting.

Those kicks were age-defying…

Werewolves Anyone?

I recently pulled the covers up and settled into bed with a spooky movie. And what’s the spookiest of the traditional big three monsters (Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolfman)? It’s werewolves. Claws down. Because they eat you. And there is no fear more primal to us animals than that of being eaten by another animal. It’s why Jaws is horrifying. But you can stay out of the water, and you can’t stay away from people who might become monsters at any moment.

Soooo, I pulled up the new release, Werewolves Within. Looked funny. Could be spooky. It’s night in my dark room. Plus the guy has a throwing axe in his hand. So I’m optimistic.

And I watched it.

Where to begin…(minor spoilers coming)

Opening scene is promising. I like scary. ’nuff said. Then Sam Richardson and Milana Vayntrub take over the movie, and they are fun. You might know Milana from AT&T commercials. She’s quite humorous and does a great job playing her character as plucky and attractive. Sam is super too. Funny and naturally friendly and cheerful. You gotta wonder if he is nice in real life or just darn good at playing nice. So these two carry the movie for about an hour, buoying the story for as long as they can among a cadre of characters who are so over the top they go past funny and into cliche (not so good).

The whodunnit…or whoisit…plot survives for a while, but the movie ultimately collapses under the weight of its unbelievability–both the overdone supporting characters and the decisions people make. Even in a supernatural setting, characters need to behave in a way that the audience will recognize as human nature. It’s how we connect with them. There is little connection here, and I was soon saying “no way…she wouldn’t do that…I don’t get it…say what?” Sam and Milana soldier on, but they can’t save it in the end. I’m all about story. I need a good story. And we don’t quite there here.

The movie is harmless fun (barring a couple bad stereotypes), so if you want a funny werewolf movie that has one scary scene and doesn’t require you to take it too seriously, go ahead and make some popcorn. Otherwise, I’m going to recommend rewatching American Werewolf in London.

Click link above for the AWL trailer.

Good job Sam and Milana, though. Keep scoring those roles.

My thoughts,

Royce

Mapping Monster Lawyer

I have been informed by the authorities that Monster Lawyer will have a very cool map of Seattle! The above picture is a fun example of a map of Seattle, but it is not THE map of Seattle you will see in Monster Lawyer, which will highlight dark and dangerous locations in the city that the common folk do not suspect are supernatural. I am excited to see what Blanvalet’s cadre of fantasy artists come up with. I will share when my evil overlords (or my editor) give me permission. 

Stay spooky,

Royce

I am currently reading…

I am currently reading (and enjoying) Ben Aaronovitch’s novel Rivers of London. I’ll admit I’m a sucker for urban fantasies, where the monsters walk among us!

Rivers of London is good stuff, with lots of supernatural fun and, of course, London. What a super setting. The tone is not quite as zany as Christopher Moore’s Dirty Job (set in San Francisco), but it is amusing in its own right. I love these books that explore famous cities well enough that the city essentially becomes a character in the story. They are eerily like my upcoming novel (summer ’22), which is an urban fantasy that explores the mysterious dark-n-rainy city of Seattle–the U.S. title is MONSTER LAWYER (because, yeah, I’m also a lawyer), and the German title is to be determined. Stay tuned, because I intend to take you on a monster-guided tour through the dark places in Seattle.

But back to Rivers of London. Great book. Check it out if you like urban fantasy.

Click “Home” above to go to Ben Aaronovitch’s page!

My best,

Royce

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